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From our NI correspondent, Wooburn Blue ~

Just had a ding dong with a Swampie mate on Facebook who wrote that Tevez was a money grabbing cnut.......he may be BUT HE'S OUR money-grabbing cnut, because you let him go and he just got two against you last night.......................tw*ts!
Ferk me I'm loving this..it's like I fell into a coma in March 1976 and have just woken up to find normal service.

From Ian, Guildford ~

Come on Wooburn, get with the program mate! All Manchester City players are money grabbing football whores whilst all those that choose to don the rag of Stretford play purely for the love of the game. Not for the likes of Rooney, Neville and Ferdinand the grubby world of wages, they are imbued with a Corinthian spirit, they are gentleman players.

In fact many of the Stretford team donate what pittance they take from the club to worthwhile charities in the area, why Rooney alone has been known to top up many an old lady's winter fuel allowance with a simple act of giving, in fact he's so generous that I believe he even helps them with any extra clothing requirements they have sometimes going so far as to splash out on a new nightie whenever he has the opportunity.

Neville supports a home for ugly children whilst Giggs acts as an unpaid ambassador for Axminster Carpets, of course chief of all the givers is Saint Alex of Govan who kept six branches of Threshers going right over Christmas and into the new year, unfortunately the tragic exit from the FA Cup to Leeds has meant he's been a 'bit off it' recently and they all had to close.

Transfer fees paid or received by United are not actually conducted in pounds sterling but in special pixie money that in no way damages, inflates or distorts the real transfer market, teams of highly trained fairies conduct the negotiations so when they 'pay' £30million for a defender or 'sell' a pony for £80million what actually happens is that all the 'money' disappears like magic; this also explains why Malcolm Glazer looks like the Lucky Charms Elf.